Picture this.
Our beloved Earth is on the brink of disaster.
Humanity has been detained, confined within hyperbaric chambers, and exploited for their unique pheromones.
You are the last hope, the final representative of our species.
You have 10 minutes to convince the alien invaders to abandon Earth, set their course to another planet, and leave us in peace for all eternity.
Could you rise to the occasion?
Could you negotiate the fate of humanity?
Could you close the deal of a lifetime?
An unusual thought experiment, I admit, but my mind thrives on these peculiar scenarios with unexpected conclusions.
It’s no wonder I’ve found my calling in filmmaking.
Let’s delve deeper into the premise.
It’s akin to the classic sales question, “SELL ME YOUR PEN,” minus the shady undertones of Jordan Belfort’s infamous exploits.
When dealing with humans, there’s a fundamental principle to remember — “What’s in it for me?”
This query echoes from the primal recesses of our brains, influencing virtually every decision we make.
We don’t clock into work for the sheer joy of it — we’re after that paycheck. We need it to cover bills, avoid homelessness, and maintain our lifestyle.
It’s an uncomfortable truth, but human motivation often stems from self-interest.
Now, let’s return to our hypothetical scenario.
You’re standing face-to-face with extraterrestrial beings, teetering on the edge of an uncomfortably probing encounter.
What could these aliens possibly desire?
Knowledge?
Men’s stinky ass pheromones?
You quickly devise a proposal.
Offer them advanced spaceships and a few hundred million volunteers for their planetary workforce (Time to dust off your copy of “Never Split the Difference”).
It’s a high-stakes trade, but if successful, you’ll rid Earth of its alien infestation.
So, as you navigate through the complex labyrinth of negotiations, always remember to ask — “WHAT’S IN IT FOR ME?”
The golden rule could save a deal and, potentially, an entire planet.
Happy negotiating!
Apply the golden rule to your life and watch how it opens up your network.
P.S. will be writing more weirdness because f**k being boring.